Lesbian Babysitters

Back in the day, babysitters actually used to babysit. They would tend to the flock while mom and dad spent a rare, pleasantly quiet night together out on the town. When the parents returned, they would offer up an hourly pittance to the sitter minus any damages for broken house wares or still-stirring tykes.

Not anymore.

Now, they are called “in-home child care specialists.” They are summoned not necessarily as puppet regimes to temporarily lord over the puniest members of a brood, but instead as flimflammed sexual outlets for horny MILFs or surprise party favors for lovers with wandering eyes and limbs. And they are paid a king’s ransom for their dirty work. At least that’s what director Nica Noelle would have you believe.

Released by Sweetheart Video, “Lesbian Babysitters” is proof that a rather uneventful visit can have serious implications for a lot of people’s sex lives. Nica herself makes a cameo appearance in this somewhat disjointed affair playing a woman whose lover (Melissa Monet) seems to be losing sexual interest in their relationship. When Nica’s friend (Michelle Lay) tells Nica about a recent triumphant lesbian conquest arising from a phony babysitting ruse, the cobwebbed wheels in Nica’s head begin to turn. She formulates a plan to appease her derailed pussy train.

Meanwhile, the scene flashes back to Michelle’s encounter with the young sitter (Satine Phoenix). Satine is intrigued at the alternative all girl family Michelle maintains, but is also completely unaware that “Scooter” is the family dog and not Michelle’s son. Nonetheless, the fact that Satine just broke up with her boyfriend is the chum that natural-titted shark Michelle was waiting for. She plants a wet kiss onto Satine’s lips, stirring up all kinds of pent-up sexual frustration. With little delay, the two are out of their clothes and sucking on ripe pieces of nipple candy. Satine spears Michelle’s rippled pussy folds with her fingers. The mere feel of Satine’s breath on her clit whips Michelle into a sexual frenzy. Driving her tongue further and further into Lay’s love tunnel, Satine teases Michelle to a rousing orgasm. Michelle boomerangs the love back to Satine, frisking her clit through her neatly trimmed, but full pubic undergrowth. They engage in a quick 69 session before grinding on each other’s muffs scissor-style. A rather nice shot of Satine perched on Michelle’s face ends the fray as Michelle’s tongue explores Satine’s freshly melted hot pocket to a delicious climax.

Nica’s hunches about Melissa have been right on target. Ironically, it is Michelle’s frequent visits and her long, drawn out stories that have given Melissa the opportunity to slip out for an occasional tryst with pert-titted hottie Elexis Monroe. The sex here is pretty standard lesbian fare, though you might enjoy watching Melissa’s pupils roll back into her sockets like the fruit in a slot machine when she comes.

Later, Nica makes a proposition to lovely Sinn Sage. The plan is to extend the olive branch of sitter sex to Melissa as a peace offering. Sinn, of course, is currently tied down to blonde bombshell Puma Swede. Both Puma and Sinn love the short-term earning potential of the babysitting arrangement, but Puma wants an assurance of Sinn’s long-term faithfulness. In pure Taylor Dayne style, Sinn proves her love in the bedroom, Sinn nibbling on Puma’s love button and her silicone filled high beams until she comes rather spasmodically. Puma then seals her lovely mouth on Sinn’s beautifully manicured bush like a Tupperware lid. Sinn then dines on Puma’s five-star ass before both finish each other off by rubbing each other’s clits like they were deejays scratching vinyl.

All’s well that ends well and this one ends as it should, with Melissa flattered and fucked by Nica’s sacrificial sitter offering. There are some loose ends that leave open the possibility of a volume two, but if you have enjoyed past Noelle efforts and the raw, unencumbered raunch contained within, you will appreciate the consistency in her latest concoction.